Funny 50th Birthday Crewneck - 50 Years of Not Giving a Damn Sweatshirt
Funny 50th Birthday Crewneck - 50 Years of Not Giving a Damn Sweatshirt
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PRODUCT DETAILS
PRODUCT DETAILS
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, steady, and a little defiant — this crewneck carries a quiet kind of confidence. The clean white canvas and bold, minimalist lettering read “50 YEARS OF NOT GIVING A DAMN,” making a statement without shouting. It feels like the sweatshirt you pull on for lazy mornings, slow coffee, and honest conversations. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend gives it a lived-in weight that settles comfortably across the shoulders. Subtle ribbed accents and double-needle stitching mean it holds its shape through repeat wear. Wear it to mark a milestone, to lean into your irreverence, or to give someone who celebrates no-nonsense humor a wearable wink.Designed for everyday rhythm — errands, low-key gatherings, road trips, or a relaxed anniversary of exactly being yourself — it sits comfortably in wardrobes that prefer sincerity over fanfare. The understated design fits into capsule looks: layer under a worn denim jacket, pair with straight-leg jeans, or let it be the statement piece with neutral trousers. Thoughtful details like a tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton make it feel responsible as well as effortless.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for durable, cozy warmth
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs that keep their shape
- Double-needle stitching at seams for long-lasting construction
- Embroidery and print placement options for chest or wrists; DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, steady, and a little defiant — this crewneck carries a quiet kind of confidence. The clean white canvas and bold, minimalist lettering read “50 YEARS OF NOT GIVING A DAMN,” making a statement without shouting. It feels like the sweatshirt you pull on for lazy mornings, slow coffee, and honest conversations. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend gives it a lived-in weight that settles comfortably across the shoulders. Subtle ribbed accents and double-needle stitching mean it holds its shape through repeat wear. Wear it to mark a milestone, to lean into your irreverence, or to give someone who celebrates no-nonsense humor a wearable wink.Designed for everyday rhythm — errands, low-key gatherings, road trips, or a relaxed anniversary of exactly being yourself — it sits comfortably in wardrobes that prefer sincerity over fanfare. The understated design fits into capsule looks: layer under a worn denim jacket, pair with straight-leg jeans, or let it be the statement piece with neutral trousers. Thoughtful details like a tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton make it feel responsible as well as effortless.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for durable, cozy warmth
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs that keep their shape
- Double-needle stitching at seams for long-lasting construction
- Embroidery and print placement options for chest or wrists; DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean